ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS.
THOSE WHO ASK FOR REFUNDS WILL HAVE TO EITHER PAY 500,000 IN ICHK SHEKELS OR BE FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN WHEEL OF SELF-ACTUALIZATION AND TRANSCENDANCE (current odds are 50% severe punishment by chief discipliner mr nicolas, 30% long term intense stay at ICHK LLC correctional facility, 20% immediate retirement/expiration)
*LIMITED EDITION* – “GODS OF PORN” EXCLUSIVE DVD DELUXE EDITION
ICHK LLC AND PARKER PRINTING INDUSTRIES PRESENTS: BLOCKBUSTER FILM "GODS OF PORN" DELUXE EDITION NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD!!!!! featuring your FAVORITE INSTRUCTORS MHIL PORGAN x ICOLAS NARRIAGA x the one and only ceo DR TOBY (a.k.a. NOBY TEWTON)
MR NICOLAS LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY CONDOMS (NO HOLES)
rest assured that there are NO HOLES in this magic condom. good family fun!!!!
Student/Customer Tickets – ICHK LLC GANGBANG
formerly known as "wet-n-wild" celebration. all participants must sign a waiver in case of death, injury or AIDS. age is just a number, all are welcome. NO REFUNDS WHATSOEVER ALL SALES ARE FINAL AND YOU MUST SHOW UP.
ICHK.CAM OFFICIAL COVID-19 MASK
PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE RACIST VIRUS. NOW FEATURING BRAND NEW DIVERSIFIED LOGO!!