THAT IS ENOUGH. this is last warning for all customers/students. NO MORE SHIT IN THE URINALS (except customers of developmental class who have already paid additional ICHK shekels for bonus cleaning services)
our cleaning employees found this in the C block underground dungeon gender fluid toilet number 3:
THIS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED. SHITTING IN URINALS IS BANNED AND HAS BEEN BANNED FOR MANY YEARS. the elite executive board of the ICHK LLC have just deployed a investigative task force to find out who made this horrid mess. ICHK LLC policy and rules team have amended the corporation’s terms and conditions so that customers that continue using ICHK LLC services will automatically agree to give up all personal rights and consent to being interrogated, tortured and possibly retired for correct/accurate information over the next few weeks.
IF YOU ARE THE CRIMINAL, CONFESS NOW AND YOUR PUNISHMENTS WILL BE DECREASED!! After 24 hours, the criminal regardless found or confessed will be put in the correctional facility for a long, long time, where chief discipliner mr nicolas will deploy adequate/sufficient punishment.
THOSE WHO KNOW WHO THIS CRIMINAL IS AND GIVE INFORMATION TO TASK FORCE WILL RECEIVE 100 ICHK SHEKELS AND HONORARY AWARD OF “MOST LOYAL OBEDIENT ICHK LLC CUSTOMER” DIRECTLY FROM ICHK LLC CEO DR TOBY.
also don’t forget about tomorrows BAKE SALE :D. NOW ACCEPTING BTC!!!! all proceeds will go directly to the elite execute board for distribution to israelian troops for their glorious fight against the palestinian scum.