GREAT NEWS! CEO Dr Toby has met with israel president netanyahu and confirmed friendship and mutual commitment to DESTROY ALL ENEMIES OF JEWS.
celebrating this new friendship, the two leaders made a traditional sacrifice of 1 arab child to our lord in accordance with the TALMUND. another future antisemitic radical is dead!!
benny netanyahu also promised to donate 100 shekels to ICHK LLC TRUST FUND! if the promise is kept, this large sum of shekels will be used to hire another IT guy since the last one burned to death.
celebration assembly will begin today at 3pm (title: “热烈感谢托比博士与内塔尼亚胡领导人确保中东地区的友好与和平 enthusiastically thanking DR TOBY for securing friendship and peace in the middle east with leader netanyahu”). customers and employees must not be late.
taking place also will be the public humiliation and torture of the 2 criminals found responsible for the recent urinal shitstain incident. burial will take place across the border afterwards. LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL OTHER CUSTOMERS – THIS IS STRIKE HARD CAMPAIGN AGAINST CRIMINAL BEHAVIORS AND ANTI-ICHK LLC BELIEFS 严厉打击犯罪行为和反对ICHK LLC的犯罪活动专项行动。