ANNOUNCEMENTS

DEAR CUSTOMERS: Once again it is International World Hispanic Diversity Day!! so we have great news, a GOLD OFFER for all customers at the company cafeteria!!!! EXCLUSIVE SPANISH FOOD GOURMET SPECIAL!! Thank you foreign language learning center employees! ??? All world citizens who are not racist will definitely spend a lot of money on this!!1 …

**WOW!!!** NEW GOLD OFFER AT COMPANY CAFETERIA EXCLUSIVE FOR CUSTOMERS Read More »

Dear all customers: I am SHOCKED :O absolutely disgusting baseless false completely untrue and wild dangerous disinformation WARNING: the conspiracy theory of the “Nicholas kill-list” is spreading on campus once again since the latest female customer was found hanging in the toilet. False lies! To clarify: Chief discipliner Nicholas is professional and only administers hard …

***WARNING*** FAKE NEWS!!! DO NOT BELIEVE LIES! Read More »

YOU WOULDN’T SCREENSHOT NFTs SO WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A MICROPHONE? it was reported that the CEO’s favourite personal microphone has been stolen. it is his favourite microphone that he uses in his personal time and he is very upset. if you find it please return it to us and CEO will personally thank you …

***LOST/STOLEN PROPERTY*** CEO’s FAVOURITE MICROPHONE Read More »

YOU STUPID WHORE, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. I treat you like a princess, and you betray me! I even give you consent to you peg my anus, and now I have to wear adult diaper because it is loose and the shit simply spills out especially during morning staff meeting. Now everybody laugh at me, …

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** LETTER TO MY EXWIFE Read More »

Dear fellow customers/students, As the CEO of ICHK LLC, I have to say that we have come a long way; from our humble beginnings almost a decade ago with only a few predominantly cisgender classes, I am very proud to say that we now have hundreds of classes composed of customers with a very diverse …

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** – CEO CALLS FOR BIGGEST REVOLUTION IN ICHK LLC HISTORY Read More »

THAT IS ENOUGH. this is last warning for all customers/students. NO MORE SHIT IN THE URINALS (except customers of developmental class who have already paid additional ICHK shekels for bonus cleaning services) our cleaning employees found this in the C block underground dungeon gender fluid toilet number 3: THIS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED. SHITTING IN …

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** – NO SHITTING IN THE URINALS Read More »

server room has burned down due to overheating. however we do not think it is to due to the hot temperature of the ICT room. we mourn the death of our server maintenance man mr lee. here is a picture of him working very happy at the premise before he burned to death in a …

***EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT*** – SERVER ROOM OVERHEATING Read More »

NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS thanks to the many technology of mr ross, all students/customers are now eligible for access to ALL NEW FLEXIBLE EXCHANGE™!!!! special thanks to recent Black Lives Matter© bake sale for funding this project. here students/customers can exchange any worldwide …

*****VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT***** – INTRODUCING FLEXIBLE EXCHANGE™ Read More »