ANNOUNCEMENTS

**WOW!!!** NEW GOLD OFFER AT COMPANY CAFETERIA EXCLUSIVE FOR CUSTOMERS

DEAR CUSTOMERS: Once again it is International World Hispanic Diversity Day!! so we have great news, a GOLD OFFER for all customers at the company cafeteria!!!! EXCLUSIVE SPANISH FOOD GOURMET SPECIAL!! Thank you foreign language learning center employees! ??? All world citizens who are not racist will definitely spend a lot of money on this!!1 …

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***WARNING*** FAKE NEWS!!! DO NOT BELIEVE LIES!

Dear all customers: I am SHOCKED :O absolutely disgusting baseless false completely untrue and wild dangerous disinformation WARNING: the conspiracy theory of the “Nicholas kill-list” is spreading on campus once again since the latest female customer was found hanging in the toilet. False lies! To clarify: Chief discipliner Nicholas is professional and only administers hard …

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***ANNOUNCEMENT*** – CEO CALLS FOR BIGGEST REVOLUTION IN ICHK LLC HISTORY

Dear fellow customers/students, As the CEO of ICHK LLC, I have to say that we have come a long way; from our humble beginnings almost a decade ago with only a few predominantly cisgender classes, I am very proud to say that we now have hundreds of classes composed of customers with a very diverse …

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***ANNOUNCEMENT*** – NO SHITTING IN THE URINALS

THAT IS ENOUGH. this is last warning for all customers/students. NO MORE SHIT IN THE URINALS (except customers of developmental class who have already paid additional ICHK shekels for bonus cleaning services) our cleaning employees found this in the C block underground dungeon gender fluid toilet number 3: THIS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED. SHITTING IN …

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*****VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT***** – INTRODUCING FLEXIBLE EXCHANGE™

NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS NO REFUNDS thanks to the many technology of mr ross, all students/customers are now eligible for access to ALL NEW FLEXIBLE EXCHANGE™!!!! special thanks to recent Black Lives Matter© bake sale for funding this project. here students/customers can exchange any worldwide …

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