Hhris Colland

**WOW!!!** NEW GOLD OFFER AT COMPANY CAFETERIA EXCLUSIVE FOR CUSTOMERS

DEAR CUSTOMERS: Once again it is International World Hispanic Diversity Day!! so we have great news, a GOLD OFFER for all customers at the company cafeteria!!!! EXCLUSIVE SPANISH FOOD GOURMET SPECIAL!! Thank you foreign language learning center employees! 🐼🐒🐵 All world citizens who are not racist will definitely spend a lot of money on this!!1 …

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***WARNING*** FAKE NEWS!!! DO NOT BELIEVE LIES!

Dear all customers: I am SHOCKED :O absolutely disgusting baseless false completely untrue and wild dangerous disinformation WARNING: the conspiracy theory of the “Nicholas kill-list” is spreading on campus once again since the latest female customer was found hanging in the toilet. False lies! To clarify: Chief discipliner Nicholas is professional and only administers hard …

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***STUDENT SHOWCASE*** Touching haiku written by exchange student

Mostafi Elzakari, our newest customer under the new “diversity package plus” ($399999/year, no refunds) has written an AMAZING new haiku about the current political climate and this horrible systematically racist world we live in, titled: “NO MORE FACIST” Great work Mostafi! “black lives matterstop asian hate and racismis not ok“ “NO MORE FACIST” is now …

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***CELEBRATION*** – CEO MEETS WITH ISRAEL LEADER BENNY, CONFIRMS FRIENDSHIP OF PEACE

GREAT NEWS! CEO Dr Toby has met with israel president netanyahu and confirmed friendship and mutual commitment to DESTROY ALL ENEMIES OF JEWS. celebrating this new friendship, the two leaders made a traditional sacrifice of 1 arab child to our lord in accordance with the TALMUND. another future antisemitic radical is dead!! benny netanyahu also …

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