Hhris Colland

WOW!!! NEW GOLD OFFER AT COMPANY CAFETERIA EXCLUSIVE FOR CUSTOMERS

906 Comments / ANNOUNCEMENTS / By Hhris Colland

DEAR CUSTOMERS: Once again it is International World Hispanic Diversity Day!! so we have great news, a GOLD OFFER for all customers at the company cafeteria!!!! EXCLUSIVE SPANISH FOOD GOURMET SPECIAL!! Thank you foreign language learning center employees! ??? All world citizens who are not racist will definitely spend a lot of money on this!!1 …

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WARNING FAKE NEWS!!! DO NOT BELIEVE LIES!

28 Comments / ANNOUNCEMENTS / By Hhris Colland

Dear all customers: I am SHOCKED :O absolutely disgusting baseless false completely untrue and wild dangerous disinformation WARNING: the conspiracy theory of the “Nicholas kill-list” is spreading on campus once again since the latest female customer was found hanging in the toilet. False lies! To clarify: Chief discipliner Nicholas is professional and only administers hard …

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LOST/STOLEN PROPERTY CEO’s FAVOURITE MICROPHONE

7,728 Comments / ANNOUNCEMENTS / By Hhris Colland

YOU WOULDN’T SCREENSHOT NFTs SO WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A MICROPHONE? it was reported that the CEO’s favourite personal microphone has been stolen. it is his favourite microphone that he uses in his personal time and he is very upset. if you find it please return it to us and CEO will personally thank you …

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STUDENT SHOWCASE Touching haiku written by exchange student

3,351 Comments / FANART / By Hhris Colland

Mostafi Elzakari, our newest customer under the new “diversity package plus” ($399999/year, no refunds) has written an AMAZING new haiku about the current political climate and this horrible systematically racist world we live in, titled: “NO MORE FACIST” Great work Mostafi! “black lives matterstop asian hate and racismis not ok“ “NO MORE FACIST” is now …

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WARNING SPREADING OF MISINFORMATION

6,036 Comments / ANNOUNCEMENTS, NEWS / By Hhris Colland

recently there has been a rumour going around that a student received fatal injury to the head because someone throw brick off the roof of D block whilst building rooftop garden for Curriculum X™ lesson. apparently they didn’t know where to put the brick so they allegedly throw it off the roof. THIS IS A …

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CELEBRATION – CEO MEETS WITH ISRAEL LEADER BENNY, CONFIRMS FRIENDSHIP OF PEACE

1,032 Comments / NEWS / By Hhris Colland

GREAT NEWS! CEO Dr Toby has met with israel president netanyahu and confirmed friendship and mutual commitment to DESTROY ALL ENEMIES OF JEWS. celebrating this new friendship, the two leaders made a traditional sacrifice of 1 arab child to our lord in accordance with the TALMUND. another future antisemitic radical is dead!! benny netanyahu also …

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CELEBRATION TRANSGENDER TOUCH RUGBY TEAM BECOME NUMBER 1 IN ASIA

302 Comments / ANNOUNCEMENTS, NEWS / By Hhris Colland

great news today our strong and independent girls won the asia championships and they became the top team out of 2 other schools in Asia! “It is time that the world know that penis does not make me a man! I am a girl. i will forever be a woman and I feel liberated!” – …

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EXPOSE NUDE LONG JOHN MEXICAN NICK VINTAGE PHOTO SHOOT REVEALED (OMG!_) (!!!EXTREMELY NSFW!!!)

272 Comments / NUDE / By Hhris Colland

FUNNY FACTS! our staff members have experienced many jobs before becoming staff member: Buss boy, waiter, cam model and many more! EXCLUSIVE EXAMPLE here with free vintage photo shoot from ICHK LLC #1 DIVERSITY HISPANIC NICK! FELIZ NAVIDAD AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS! (Copyright: GETTY IMAGES 1980)

FAN-ART – STRONG FEMALE EMPOWERMENT MODERN ART PIECE

688 Comments / FANART / By Hhris Colland

great art teacher mrs cook chris made artistic representation of a strong independent womens living in this world. COOL ART! you will receive bonus stimulus check next month. thank you for spreading the mission and vision of ichk. we need more strong women GOOD JOB MRS CHRIS!