**WOW!!!** NEW GOLD OFFER AT COMPANY CAFETERIA EXCLUSIVE FOR CUSTOMERS

DEAR CUSTOMERS: Once again it is International World Hispanic Diversity Day!! so we have great news, a GOLD OFFER for all customers at the company cafeteria!!!! EXCLUSIVE SPANISH FOOD GOURMET SPECIAL!! Thank you foreign language learning center employees! 🐼🐒🐵 All world citizens who are not racist will definitely spend a lot of money on this!!1 …

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***WARNING*** FAKE NEWS!!! DO NOT BELIEVE LIES!

Dear all customers: I am SHOCKED :O absolutely disgusting baseless false completely untrue and wild dangerous disinformation WARNING: the conspiracy theory of the “Nicholas kill-list” is spreading on campus once again since the latest female customer was found hanging in the toilet. False lies! To clarify: Chief discipliner Nicholas is professional and only administers hard …

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***STUDENT SHOWCASE*** Touching haiku written by exchange student

Mostafi Elzakari, our newest customer under the new “diversity package plus” ($399999/year, no refunds) has written an AMAZING new haiku about the current political climate and this horrible systematically racist world we live in, titled: “NO MORE FACIST” Great work Mostafi! “black lives matterstop asian hate and racismis not ok“ “NO MORE FACIST” is now …

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***ANNOUNCEMENT*** – CEO CALLS FOR BIGGEST REVOLUTION IN ICHK LLC HISTORY

Dear fellow customers/students, As the CEO of ICHK LLC, I have to say that we have come a long way; from our humble beginnings almost a decade ago with only a few predominantly cisgender classes, I am very proud to say that we now have hundreds of classes composed of customers with a very diverse …

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***SPECIAL NUDE*** – ICHK LLC presents: “GODS OF PORN” BLOCKERBUSTER MOVIE FILM

ITS FINALLY HERE!!!! i am very excite to watch :D. the all new GODS OF PORN movie is NOW AVAILABLE. VERY GOOD REVIEWS. ROTTEN TOMATOES 99%!!!! featuring our favorite instructors and of course our CEO DR TOBY ON THE BIG SCREEN!!!!!!!!! all customers/students very very encouraged to watch (except underage pls dont watch if not …

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***FAN-ART*** GLORIOUS PAINTING OF CEO RADIATING SUNSHINE, SMILES AND POSITIVE ENERGY

great work from marxist genderfluid developmental class customer Ji Gaowan! (pronouns: zie/zim). we will hang this in front of basketball court to promote the positive energy that we all feel under the glorious leadership of the hard working and nice CEO dr toby! the Elite Executive Board of the ICHK LLC will decide whether or …

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***CELEBRATION*** – CEO MEETS WITH ISRAEL LEADER BENNY, CONFIRMS FRIENDSHIP OF PEACE

GREAT NEWS! CEO Dr Toby has met with israel president netanyahu and confirmed friendship and mutual commitment to DESTROY ALL ENEMIES OF JEWS. celebrating this new friendship, the two leaders made a traditional sacrifice of 1 arab child to our lord in accordance with the TALMUND. another future antisemitic radical is dead!! benny netanyahu also …

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